What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:34
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...